Feeling Sexy.... | TrashBagAesthetics

October 3rd, 2007 by Tee

Aren’t we all suckers for Sex In The City repeats? Who doesn’t love watching women over the age of 35 stroll down the city streets of Manhattan in the most fabulous garbs? What is there not to love about this show? Women who have taken control of the corporate ladder, manage to wear fabulous luxury garbs….and well the pursuit to find the perfect “one” to fulfill of their undying needs. Great clothes, great jobs, and still in the search of perfection…..yeah what a life!!! Then again this is television!!! In the real world, women over the age of 35 here in the city either loath the men with a passion, find themselves morphing into an obsessive & yet compulsive stage while shopping or are career obsessed!!! Let’s face it, the modern woman has evolved into a six - figure vixen with an eye for the best thing money has to offer. Whether it be a new Gryson shoulder bag or new La Perla panties - we all strive for the best!!! So what happens when you have the best of everything….minus the sex? Do we line all of NYC’s most eligible bachelors up in a row for a test run? We rather leave the Russian Roulette tactic for the daredevils!!! You so happen to be that refined vixen - who is willing to please herself at all costs….no matter the cost! Did you say Triple Shot Soy Latte & a taxi ride down West 4th? Keep in mind that NYC was once the sex capital of the world…..we had our run of over processed hookers, peep shows & sex shops along the strip on 42nd street. That was until our beloved former mayor Gulliani turned it into a modern day Disney Land. Now we have wax museums, off broadway musicals, & over priced franchise restaurants! So then came Sharper Image….OH DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT Thumper Mini Pro 2 Percussion Massager WAS FOR YOUR BACK? THINK AGAIN!!! While most of the sex shops here in Manhattan are hidden or found all the way downtown most of us look for a solution online. Alright….some of us look for a solution online!

Who ever thought that money could buy you love……well at least….it can be a temporary solution for some of your undying needs. While we drool over limited edition handbags…..did we ever stop to think about Limited Edition Dilettos [do you catch my drift?] Limited Edition Double Ended Molten Crystal….handcrafted….Swarovski Diamond Studded handle…and a mean ride will bring fourth the fountain of youth “zero to sixty” without a care in the world. Wait…..before you get ready to pull out your Amex, be aware that your new lover will cost you $1,750. So in other words you do have to option to purchase that new Louis Vuitton Monogram Denim Néo Cabby GM priced at $1,720 or take a risk on something safer then a blind date & a nite cap! Just think about it…..it’s all worth the risk!